Saturday, July 2, 2011

Travel Itinerary

~ Depart Georgia • Week of 11/15/10 ~

ILLINOIS
~COMPLETE
He is on his way to Illinois to stay with Bill (Guy). While there, Guy is going to take him along on a photo shoot of one of his models. Zeebers likes boobs, so this will work out just fine.

Hopefully, Guy will take him to a strip club and get him his first lap dance. He has always wanted one, but I can't afford it...and if I could, he would be watching me. Anyway, after that, Guy is going to send him off...

LAS VEGAS ~COMPLETE
...to Tina in Las Vegas. Yeah, this should be good. He gets to hang with her for a couple of weeks in one of the most decadent cities on the planet. She has promised to show him all of the sites. The strip, maybe a casino, and a place called Freemont street where he can get a new bong. After that...

GEORGIA ~COMPLETE
...she is flying him back over here for New Years on his first plane ride ever. He is really excited about this part. The only time that he has been on a plane, he was in a box. He says that sucks. He will be home for the Holidays with me. After that...

MINNESOTA ~COMPLETE
...I ship him off to Patty in beautiful frozen Minnesota. Patty has promised to show him all of the beauty of the great frozen North. He may go for a ride on a snowmobile. He may go ice fishing. He may just get buried under snow and not found until June, But whatever happens, I know that he will be having the time of his life. After that...

WISCONSIN ~COMPLETE
...He will go visit Suzy in Wisconsin. She is going to take him to see the Lighthouse in Racine and the Great Lake Michigan and the Johnson Wax plant and the Golden Rondelle and the sights in Kenosha as well. Then...

CANADA ~COMPLETE
Yep. He is going international. He will cross the border and spend some time with Chelley who is going to send him to Twiggy after she shows him around for a bit.

GEORGIA (the big trip) ~ COMPLETE
He is coming back home to visit Daddy for a bit. Soon, we will leave on a great adventure. It's going to be a wonderful ride across 10 states with his sweetie Zora. From Vegas to Georgia.

GEORGIA ~COMPLETE
He will be staying with Jacquie in southern Georgia and possibly make a trip west to Louisiana.

OHIO ~COMPLETE
Off to see the Mousie (Susan). You think I live rural? Um...no. This one should be really, really, really good.

WASHINGTON ~COMPLETE
Off to Washington state he goes to visit my old friend Donna and her husband Seth. Hopefully, Spring will have found that part of the country by the time he arrives.

GEORGIA ~COMPLETE
Back home for a while to help Daddy and Tina move.

ILLINOIS ~IN PROGRESS
Abby - thisismeow Off to visit a brand new playmate in Springfield.

NORTH CAROLINA
~COMPLETE mommadish Off to visit a brand new playmate in Denver, NC.

THAILAND ~IN PROGRESS
OMG. GoodStuff is so on board with this whole idea. This one could very well be the highlight of the entire trip. I can't wait.

AUSTRALIA ~PENDING
Milli (who I got this idea from), is going to show him her down under...hehe.

SCOTLAND ~PENDING
Gregers is going to show him the beautiful Scottish Highlands.

INDIA ~PENDING
I don't know what Nik has planned. But I can get he won't be eating any burgers.

INDIA ~PENDING
New Dehli ~ goofygreeneyes

INDIANA ~PENDING
Lisa - leece9767 Off to visit a brand new playmate.



6 comments:

  1. umm, don't forget he spent several nights in Tallahassee, FL.. being a groupie of many of the awesome musicians down around Florida State University! He even got to "sit in" with the duo "Cheap n Easy" and he even sang with my son, Jackson at one of the finest seafood bar n grilles around. :)

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  2. his visit to tallahassee was logged on the map on the travel tracker as a state visited. but that was not his destination.

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  3. ahh yes, I did see that..thanks for the heads up!

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  4. I am making plans for the visit..and it is FINALLY SPRING here.

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  5. updated - illinois - second trip.

    wow. this list is getting impressive.

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