Thailand ~ Eating Live Stuff...

My friend Goodstuff has been showing me around and feeding me. I am having so much fun here in Thailand, but they eat some weird stuff. I kinda want a hamburger...

~Goodstuffs Blog~

LIL ZEEBERS was invited to party with the bad boys and wanted to help with the shopping...

 Zeebers agreed that this was not really beer food but wanted a sugar rush...

Zeebers wanted to get the puppy dogs some beer snacks so that they would not feel left out

We bought a new clay pot to make a special Thai dish just for Zeebers

Dancing Shirmps, (goong dten [กู้งเต้น])

so good and so good for you!

You might think that’s just a fancy name for the dish until you realize it’s literal.  Yes the shrimp are actually dancing!  How so?  Basically they are scooped right out of a fish tank where they are swimming around and plunked right into a pot.  Then they are immediately mixed with a sauce mainly consisting of chili peppers.  So yeah, they’re dancing alright.  You probably would be too if you were suffocating while having chilies smeared all over your body. Anyway, Zeebers try not to think about their torture as he considered   they’re very small, just babies, with head, tail, antennae, everything. 

 This morning he was a little worried about the grass shrimp. He was essentially eating raw seafood, from maybe some dirty water.  

กุ้งเต้น

Goong Dten

(Dancing Shrimps)

Prepare:

2 cups small (live) freshwater shrimp

5 cloves garlic (sliced)

2 lemongrasses (sliced thinly)

2 tbsp. sliced scallion

2 tbsp. sliced coriander

2 tbsp. sliced mud onion

4 tsp. dried pepper powder

3 tbsp. lemon juice

2 tbsp. fish sauce

prepare - it's and easy dish

1) put the live grass shrimp in the clay pot and cover. Careful, they will be jumping around

2) mix all the other ingredients. See, easy. No need for cooking

3) Torture the baby shrimps by adding the mixture to the clay pot and give it a good shake. 

4) Listen to the clay pot. when you hear that the aren't banging their heads against walls (like popcorn), it's time to chow down!  Bon apetit! 

Exploring Thailand

WOW, look what the cat dragged in. It's Zeebers the Hobo Troll!

ZEEBERS did his one night in Bangkok. From the receipts found in his pockets we have learned that

 young Zeebers had a good time

They're known as the "katoey", "ladyboys" or transgender people, and they are part of Thai culture. Katoeys are found across Thailand — in urban areas, in rural villages, in cabarets and restaurants, in films, newspapers and, yes, on the stages of beauty pageants. Here's a look at the "Miss Tiffiny Unlimited Sexy Star Contest," in the beach resort of Pattaya, which drew an television audience of some 15 million people.

  One of the world's most famous red-light districts, Patpong is where it all started (Thailand's Go-Go culture). It has even been immortalised in a James Bond chase-sequence. Its two parallel side-streets, found between Silom and Surawongse Roads (Bangkok), house around 100 neon-lit strip bars offering risque sex shows, purchasable pole-dancers and post-op ladyboys.
ZEEBERS blames his actions on Beer Chang. Thailand’s number one selling beer is Beer Chang, which you can spot by its distinctive green label adorned with two elephants. In Thai, Chang means elephant and that’s a good name for this beer since Chang Classic really packs a punch at 6.4%, especially when served in the common 630 milliliter size. That’s about double the size and double the strength of a typical light beer in the US, so four times the alcohol per bottle! Beer Chang is also a lager, though the malt flavor is a little more intense than Singha. Beer Chang is very popular, but often it's not available in nicer restaurants.
Young Zeebers earning merits on Vesak Day
LIL ZEEBERS was a little afraid to cross this bridge. He was told that crocodiles had escaped during Thailand floods  
See the 555?  To say five in Thailand the word sounds like "Ha". therefore, 555 sounds like LOL
COOKING WITH GOODSTUFF, THAI CHILLIES  
 Fit Zeebers burning off all those beer calories 
The hippy/hobo Zeebers getting his hairs cut 
Innocent ZEEBERS has taken an interest in Juggalos and Zombies 
There will be at least one more photo op before ZEEBERs makes the trip to Singapore

        

         
 
           

         

             

         

         

Yay! I'm going to Singapore!!!!

Thailand ~ The First Outing

Zeebers (the hobo troll) derailed in Thailand and will be doing the Bangkok suburbs for a while... 

Bipole (the crazy dog, thinks he is a cat) is teaching Zeebers the

Hobo creed.

[qui cum canibus concumbunt cum pulicibus surgent]

You lie down with dogs you get up with fleas

You're gonna catch something but you do as you please

You're scratchin' an itch that nothing can ease

You lie down with dogs you fall in with thieves

   

   

Carved nickels appeared about the same time as the Buffalo (Indian) nickel was issued in 1913. Hobos (not to be confused with bums, tramps or yeggs, were traveling men who worked for food, shelter or offered services such as lawn or wood cutting or "handy man" type repairs.

 

For some reason, the Indian's portrait became an attractive canvas and hobos quickly learned that carved nickels could be traded for a meal a bath or money. 

   

Before Zeebers arrived, the local police gave the house this sign. It says that this is a drug free house. Mrs Goodstuff was most concerned when she observed Zeebers teaching A Dude on how to free base caffeine while feeding Boobee Kid  Stay Puft caffeinated marshmallows  

All the groovy chicks declare "Zeeber! I what your big peepers"

Quite a few young Thai women want to win the Thailand nationwide lottery so they can afford  plastic surgery  

Zeebers exclaimed "I don't do diet food! Give me UFOs (Unidentified Fried Objects) and nobody will get hurt!"

    

Zeebers (the Hero Dude) "dealt"  with a creep that was carrying doll's heads and terrifying Bangkok MRT commuters. 

Zeebers (the Hero Dude) track the deranged man to his house and found a bag of dolls - some of which had bald patches on their heads where the man apparently gnaw on them. Zeebers refuses to report on the after math...

Zeebers spent Earth day with Windy Flatus. 

I don't think he will "date" another vegetarian 

  

Zeebers reasons that if you are going to have an Earth Day, the next day should be "Alien Day". Zeebers promised that he would not play with Thai politics. However, these stories have the Zeeber signature...

 

Image of naked woman halts Thai parliament debate

MCOT blur out the face of a Thai MP viewing an erotic image 

Next week Zeebers will be doing 

Soi Nana, 

 Soi Cowboy 

the Patpong area.

Same Bat channel !

Same bat time !

Many thanks to my Buddy, Goodstuff.
He can be found HERE if you want visit this original blog and check out his awesome page.