$500 later and a court order to appear in 45 days (the little punk better show or they'll be keeping that moolah), I woke to a pretty quiet house. He was still snoring when I left.
But damn... when I came home, he'd found the PPV porn channels sometime during the day. I placed a call to my cable company saying there had been a break-in.
so that's why he smelled so funny....
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